Are you looking to get the party started as soon as possible? Well for those die-hard 7 p.m. partiers that need to get obnoxiously loaded before they even head out to where they wanna go comes the beer bong (aka beer funnel.)

Whats involved you say? All you need is, get this, a funnel,

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some tubing, and (if you really want to get fancy) a shut off valve, all of which can be found at your nearest Lowes or Home Depot for about 10 bucks. Now let me spell out an obvious thing before we get started. Here it goes, the tubing has to fit over the bottom end of the funnel. Simple enough.

Next comes the construction of the beer bong (you might want to get a pen and paper.)

A standard pvc shut off valve

First, put the tubing onto the bottom of the funnel. Second, if you want to make it so that you can turn your funnel on and off with a switch, get the shut off valve. Place this on the other end of the beer funnel (the one that the hose is not connected to the funnel by.)

From here your all set. You get to enjoy something that lets you pound a beer in 2 seconds instead of two minutes, one that will turn a two beer queer into, well, a two beer queer quicker.